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Sohimi’s Vortex P three spot stimulator toy is a beautiful, silky-skinned toy that left all of it’s users breathless and steeped in bliss. This toy is one of the most eager to serve toys I’ve seen in my time. The toy is quiet enough to be polite, and fits snugly inside, especially with the wide variety of vibration and licking settings (5 licking modes, 5 g-spot pulses, and 10 types of buzzings). I’ve seen many toys boast about having hundreds of settings, but at the end of the day quality always kneels beneath quality. The numbers are in the perfect sweet spot between variety and utility. In fact, even to the vibrating, dumb, and warm body it’s ease of use still isn’t lost to the pleasure it brings. The Vortex P is also a refreshing piece of fresh air to someone who needs more attention and care to actually enjoy myself- the toy’s functions not only change speed, but pattern and intensity rather than the standard increase in speed with constant pressure (pulse number four on the g-spot is one of my favorites). Despite how polite and loyal the Vortex P is, she does have her faults. She is advertised to work long distance, and intrigued, my and my boyfriend tried it out while I was out of the state. Despite doing every single thing we could, the toy wouldn’t connect. This was a major drawback for us, especially since we used to be more long distance. If remote control is the main reason you would like the Vortex P, I would advice against it. Not only this, but if working on all fronts, she lasts 15 minutes at most, and dies without warning. We have had this dim a few movements, but luckily the toy’s flexibility and comfortable fit makes a good fit for a reliable dildo instead. Although it is more fit for solo play, I have found that using it on someone else as a dildo can be an endless source of fun because of how sensitive the buttons are, but I can understand how that could be a downside for others.

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This Toy Might Be Too Good! 😉 Ever picked up a toy and immediately thought, "Damn, this feels expensive"? That’s the Njoy Pure Wand. This thing is sleek, shiny, and heavy - like, "don’t drop it unless you want a permanent reminder on your bathroom floor" heavy. 😂 But once you figure out how to handle it, oh boy, it’s a game-changer. Perfect for both G-spot and P-spot play, this toy is all about deep, targeted pleasure. It doesn’t vibrate, it doesn’t have fancy buttons - just pure, manual control. And honestly? That’s what makes it so great. The weight does half the work for you, and once you get the hang of it, it’s like unlocking a new level of pleasure. Is it beginner-friendly? Ehh, maybe not. It takes a bit of technique and patience. But if you’re up for the challenge, this could easily become your new favorite toy. We’ve had it for ages, and it still looks brand new - zero wear and tear. So, if you’re looking for a high-quality, no-nonsense pleasure tool that’ll last forever, this is the one.

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There's a Snake in my Puss! Don't worry, CalExotics' Charmer doesn't bite, and the only thing lethal about it is the pleasure it provides ;P. This stimulating toy will slither into your pants and charm you with ease with its dual-ended, firmly flexible body and 10 increasing intensity vibrations. Slumber lasts 2.5hrs, play lasts 35-90mins and charging is done with a 3.5mm jack style charger. Though no IPX rating is provided, all literature claims this little rattler is waterproof so be wary of this water snake entering your bath. Another exciting feature is its memory retention so play can be resumed at any point. I've gone from a Gryffindor to a Slytherin in a matter of a toy lol. Not entirely true, Malfoy can stuff it, but this toy can Slyther-in to my Chamber of Secrets any day ;P. The vibes range from beginner to advanced; the ribbed rattle feels nice inside and out; and the flex stays firm in place during all sorts of play. The dual-headed design aspect is a bit conflicting... Though the vibes are equal in both heads, the fact that the power button is on the snake head defeats the dual purpose as now it's no longer operable unless removed, pressed and reinserted and I'm not a fan of that ><". I can see it being disappointing to other users but I'll say the 35 min run time on high is not a disappointment as I can do sensual and/or speedy in under that and roll on with my day lol.

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Motorbunny Playmate had me soooo excited to start playing games more often again, I mean, who doesn't want to add a little more spice to game night outside of the usual strip Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, or Super Smash Bros?! Unfortunately, I'm so sad to say that I'm actually disappointed in it. It's not as reactive as I thought it would be when relaying the controller rumbles created by in-game actions. I was most definitely looking forward to the haptic feature, not even thinking about or caring that there was going to be a Wii-remote style tilt feature at all. Funny enough, I felt the same disappointment I got when I realized I don't have to actually exercise to play the Wii at all, I can just continue sitting on my ass and just flick my wrist more than usual. Essentially I feel this should have been advertised as a sensual step counter instead of a sensual haptics device which is utterly heartbreaking. I don't know if it would be possible to make a 3 way switch for this device but it would be awesome to have one. One setting for pure tilt play, one for pure haptics and one that would allow it to act like it does now with the mix of tilt and haptics. To have a more pure response to in-game haptics could make twitch streams, long distance relationships or just general play more intimate and fun as the other players would actually have to work hard to cause reactions. Right now there are some haptics but honestly the most toy reaction is coming from the tilt of whoever is holding the device itself or the controller it's plugged into which doesn't make it interactive play with anyone more than a few feet from the toy... Don't get me wrong, it still gets the job done quite well, but I really really really reeeeeeaaally wanted the spontaneity of actual game play, not me making sure I tilt my controller the right way to get myself off while playing in a room on my own. Again I can just flick my wrist I don't actually have to do the jumping jack... ><'

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Ava's Evo is an elegant version of a massage with a happy ending, as it's guaranteed to relieve stress and tension in more ways than one! Honestly, I would use this more as a personal everyday massager more often than I'd use it as a "personal" massager. That being said this is a pretty awesome product all around. The 20 patterns and 8 intensity levels makes it quite versatile, the clitoral stimulation is top notch, the fact that the head is also penetration friendly is nice, the long handle makes hard to reach places easier to access and it gives excellent massages in general.

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Not entirely sure how this one got its name or how to make a pun of it. I think I'm going have to write my first non pun filled review right now... *shudder* It's very weird to say since I'm still somewhat of a newcomer myself, but I think this would be a good first time personal massager for someone that doesn't want to commit to getting a dildo just yet but wants a nice somewhat inconspicuous toy. It definitely feels nice as a regular massager, and is quite intense as a clitoral stimulator and with 20 patterns, 8 intensities, a 90-120 min use time and a memory retention feature you can't really go wrong.

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The Share Vibe Pro from Fun Factory is a beautifully designed, powerful, and versatile toy that offers strong internal and external stimulation. While the motors operate simultaneously, limiting independent control, the firm, harness-free design and multiple vibration modes make it a great option for couples looking to explore hands-free, shareable play.

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Let’s be honest, the njoy Pure Wand isn’t just a toy, it’s a statement piece. Made from medical-grade stainless steel, it’s cool, weighty, and polished practically daring you to touch it. It feels luxurious before it even gets near your body, and once it does, oh boy. That iconic curve is not just for show. Whether you’re exploring your G-spot or P-spot, the shape seems almost magically designed to find exactly the right place with just a tilt of the wrist. Whether you're feeling gentle or greedy, the two bulb sizes have you covered. The weight adds a gorgeous, effortless pressure (though let’s be real, your wrist will know it’s been used), and the smooth, non-porous surface makes clean-up a breeze: hot water, soap, or even the dishwasher. And while the hefty size might raise TSA eyebrows (definitely not carry-on friendly), at home, it’s pure joy. It’s not cheap, but honestly this is the kind of indulgence that earns its place in the drawer, or on display if you’re bold.

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Honestly this being my first toy I was hoping I would finally get my first prostate orgy, but it did not give me that satisfaction. The toy was a cheap prostate massager that I bought off a reviewer at a really discounted price of $6. The normal price is around $17-21 on Amazon so it is affordable, but it didn't work for me. Now mind you I am not the size of an average person. The toy didn't even reach my prostate. I was quite disappointed in the toy, but hey guess I get what paid for it right? The vibrations were kind of crappy on full blast but that might be because the toy didn't even reach my prostate. Since I am not an average body size it would be awesome if someone else tries it to review. If you like it, please tell me so I wasn't misinforming or seeming like I was harping. The charging takes 30 more minutes than the play time which is quite short if you ask me. The toy comes with a remote which works fine. I tried using the toy another time and it just broke. Unfortunately, I ended up having to throw it away. Sorry to go on a rant about a toy that didn't work well for me. If you read all of that seriously congratulations you are a real trooper. This was my first review I hope you all liked it. Have fun and stay safe this summer 😃

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This might seem like your standard silicone dildo, but trust me, this is no ordinary suction cup companion. The moment you insert this baby and start to move, those weighted balls inside spring into action, delivering subtle, hypnotic rumblings that take the experience from “nice” to “wait, what just happened?!” This isn’t just another toy—it’s a multi-tasker, perfect for both vaginal and anal play. It absolutely delivers on its promises. The “shake, rattle, roll” effect provides deep, rumbly vibrations that are so satisfying, you’ll find yourself moving just to keep the magic going. The size? It hits that sweet spot—not quite beginner-friendly but forgiving enough for anyone to experiment. Even if you only go halfway, the sensations are incredible. The premium silicone feels great externally and internally, adding to the experience, and the suction cup is strong enough to stay exactly where you need it, even during more adventurous moments. The Bouncer works great in a harness too. The rolling balls create a dynamic rhythm that you and your partner will feel with every move, which gives strap on play a whole new pleasure hit. The only catch? It’s on the girthier and firmer side, so it might take a little warming up if you’re newer to larger toys. But once you’re in the zone, it’s nothing short of amazing. Ohh! It can totally join you in the bath or shower, bouncing in water an experience, you'd want to try for sure.

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This anal toy is great for beginners and intermediate anal toy enjoyers! This toy has ten different vibration modes that feel great and hit that P-spot.

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So, like, the Lilith Fukumoto Fantasy Fleshlight isn’t just some run-of-the-mill pocket rocket, alright? No, sir. Fleshlight really went full-on beast mode with this one…mixing wicked aesthetics with a super intricate design. It’s rocking just three chambers. Well, technically two, but whatever. Math is for nerds. And let me tell you, the textures? Holy crap. It’s like stepping into a freakin vortex of pleasure. So intense, I barely had time to say, “holy crap,” before I was blasting off. No doubt about it, I’m definitely taking this bad boy for another ride. Gosh!

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Dude… the Emma Hix Syrup sleeve, it totally rules. Like, it doesn’t try to be all flashy or weird with a million ridges and crazy twists. Nah, it’s chill at first bt being super smooth and welcoming. It’s like the sleeve is just like, “Hey… come on in,” and you’re like, “Okay… thanks.” But then right around the middle, it tightens up like a freakin’ python made of velvet. It grabs on and doesn’t let go until your legs are doing that twitchy thing and you start seeing static. It’s wild. And the suction is unreal man. You mess with the end cap even a little and suddenly it’s like your junk’s getting pulled into a silky vortex. Like a really nice quicksand trap, but for wieners. The orifice is molded off Emma herself, and it looks awesome. Super detailed, super hot, just sitting there looking all innocent but totally not innocent at all. If you’re into Emma or just want something that starts out gentle and then absolutely wrecks you halfway through, this one’s it. No joke, it sneaks up on you like a ninja.

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Spring is in the air! Or rather.. your underwear! This U-shaped stimulator is a great little panty stuffer for any occasion! Allow it to stimulate those pleasure points on its own or get into the groove with a little bump and grind action ;P. Use it in the bed, in the bath or on the go. With its elegant style and powerful settings, you're sure to feel pretty and plump. As the title says, the Utimi Spring is sure to put a Spring in your step!

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If the Fairy Godmother had given Cinderella the Swan Era Wand she wouldn't have needed to go to the ball! ;P If Hermione Granger found the Swan Era Wand at Ollivanders, she'd be saying Lavios-Aaaaaaaaaaah. xD One more... You could unlock my Chamber of Secrets with an Iiiiiii-want-some-more-aaaaaah spell... Okay okay, bad puns/jokes aside... in all seriousness... I'd highly recommend this product. It's small enough to be an easy travel companion, it's suuuuper powerful, and it'll make you feel magical inside and out!

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Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

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